Birthday: August 24,92.
THIS EPISODE WAS LIKE THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY CHILDHOOD
Funny girls like you don’t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh.
I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography.The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water.
also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick.
I love when girls get together to solve problems
If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it.
“But a mermaid has no tears, and therefore she suffers so much more.” — Hans Christian Andersen
Anonymous said: I have the most terrible gag reflex. Can I somehow fix that?
I didn’t realize how badly I was treated until someone started treating me with respect.
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